That Q Dog

When I was young, I enjoyed a lot of good action movies.  There are always many funny fight scenes involving the use of chopsticks.  One scene is an empty restaurant and the wait staff fighting off mosquitoes or one fly with only the use of only one pair of chopstick.

It is very important to know how to use chopsticks properly or you will be like Mr. Q who kept looking at the shadow of a fly and kept trying to jump on it, a soft front land each time and all of a sudden take am empty air bite to the side while wiggling the tail at the same time.  Perhaps Q was practicing mixed martial art with the fly all the time.

Other chopstick jokes include picking dog shit up with a pair of chopsticks or being paid a penny for returning a match box filled with as many flies as you can find.

Out come the newspaper to figure out how to get rid of pest.

Chopstick, dog, newspaper all like to follow some sort of pest.

I still remember cutie Q.