Friday, February 10, 2017

One Short Hour

ONE SHORT HOUR
(Parody Lyrics to One Short Day from the Hit Musical Wicked)




CANDY
Come with me.  To the off-leash dog park.

OFF-LEASH DOG PARK STAFF
ONE SHORT HOUR
IN THE OFF-LEASH DOG PARK...

OKEE
Oh, I've always enjoyed being off leash!

OFF-LEASH DOG PARK STAFF
ONE SHORT HOUR
IN THE OFF-LEASH DOG PARK...

ONE SHORT HOUR
IN THE OFF-LEASH DOG PARK
ONE SHORT HOUR
FULL OF SO MUCH TO DO
EV'RY WAY
THAT YOU LOOK AT THIS DOG PARK
THERE'S SOMETHING EXQUISITE
FOR DOGGIES TO VISIT
BEFORE THE DAY'S THROUGH!

CANDY
THERE ARE CLEAR LAKES AND PINEWOOD TREES

OKEE
SECRET TREATS!

CANDY
AND PUPPIES TOO!

OKEE
COYOTES!

CANDY
STRAWBERRIES!

CANDY & OKEE (BOTH)
NOTHING'S GONE WRONG
THERE ARE WONDERS LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN

OKEE
IT'S ALL FRESH

CANDY
AND IT'S ALL GREEN

OKEE & CANDY (BOTH)
WE'VE FOUND A PLACE WHERE LEISURE WALKS BELONG!
TO BE UNLEASH
IN A STRESSLESS WAY!

CANDY
SO I'LL BE BACK FOR GOOD SOMEDAY

CANDY & OKEE (BOTH)
TO MAKE MY LIFE AND MAKE MY WAY
BUT FOR TODAY, WE'LL WANDER AND ENJOY ...

ALL (OFFLEAH DOG PARK STAFF+OKEE+CANDY)
ONE SHORT HOUR
IN THE OFF-LEASH DOG PARK
ONE SHORT HOUR
TO HAVE A FULL WEEK OF BARK
ONE SHORT HOUR...

CANDY & OKEE (BOTH)
AND WE'RE WARNING THE CITY:
NOW THAT WE'RE IN HERE
YOU'LL KNOW WE'VE BEEN HERE...

ALL (OFFLEAH DOG PARK STAFF+OKEE+CANDY)
BEFORE WE ARE DONE!

CANDY
Okee - Come on - we'll be late for the vet!

VET STAFF AND GUESTS CHORUS
WHO'S THAT VET
WHOSE MAJOR RECOMMENDATIONS
IS MAKING ALL PAWS MERRIER?
WHO'S BAD PET
WHO RUDELY BARGED IN TO VET
ALL POSTERIORS!!!?!?
WHOSE ENTHUSE FOR DOGGY GREETING
HAS ALL OF US GO SHOO SHOO-ING!
WOOOOOOOOF!? WOOOF?!?!
WOFN'T HE QUITE A HANDFUL?
(NOW A HANDFUL OF LIZARD?)

AUDIENCE                                            VET STAFF AND GUESTS CHORUS
ONE SHORT HOUR                               WHO'S THAT VET
IN THE OFF-LEASH                                WHOSE MAJOR RECOMMENDATIONS
     DOG PARK                                          IS MAKING ALL PAWS MERRIER?
ONE SHORT HOUR                               WHO'S BAD PET WHO
TO HAVE A FULL WEEK                      RUDELY BARGED IN TO VET
     OF BARK                                            ALL POSTERIORS!!!
WHAT A WAY TO BE SEEING
      THE CITY ...

CANDY & OKEE
WHERE SO MANY ROAM TO
WE'LL CALL IT HOME TOO
AND THEN, JUST LIKE NOW
WE CAN SAY:
WE'RE JUST TWO FRIENDS

CANDY
TWO GOOD FRIENDS ...

OKEE
TWO BEST FRIENDS ...

ALL (AS IN ALLLLL)
SHARING ONE WONDERFUL
ONE LONG

DRIVER
Your ride is here now!

ALLLLL

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